As THE Ridemaster, my WISHES are your COMMANDS, so I'm just going to start wishing... And then, you can start ABIDING ASAP!

Are you RideMaster Material? Take the RideMaster Assessment

Find out if you have what it takes to be the RideMaster

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Name and contact information

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DATE when ready for RideMaster Training:

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Upload a full-body picture of yourself here

The RideMaster must analyze your body type for adequacy, agility and integrity!

Rate Yourself

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Level of Intelligence	Level of Intelligence - Non-existant	Level of Intelligence - Low	Level of Intelligence - Medium	Level of Intelligence - High	Level of Intelligence - Superior
Physical prowess	Physical prowess - Non-existant	Physical prowess - Low	Physical prowess - Medium	Physical prowess - High	Physical prowess - Superior
Persistence	Persistence - Non-existant	Persistence - Low	Persistence - Medium	Persistence - High	Persistence - Superior
Patience	Patience - Non-existant	Patience - Low	Patience - Medium	Patience - High	Patience - Superior
Charisma	Charisma - Non-existant	Charisma - Low	Charisma - Medium	Charisma - High	Charisma - Superior
Intellectual Aptitude	Intellectual Aptitude - Non-existant	Intellectual Aptitude - Low	Intellectual Aptitude - Medium	Intellectual Aptitude - High	Intellectual Aptitude - Superior
Knowledge of Movies	Knowledge of Movies - Non-existant	Knowledge of Movies - Low	Knowledge of Movies - Medium	Knowledge of Movies - High	Knowledge of Movies - Superior
Knowledge of Mechanics	Knowledge of Mechanics - Non-existant	Knowledge of Mechanics - Low	Knowledge of Mechanics - Medium	Knowledge of Mechanics - High	Knowledge of Mechanics - Superior
Knowledge of Mountain Biking	Knowledge of Mountain Biking - Non-existant	Knowledge of Mountain Biking - Low	Knowledge of Mountain Biking - Medium	Knowledge of Mountain Biking - High	Knowledge of Mountain Biking - Superior
Relationship Capabilities	Relationship Capabilities - Non-existant	Relationship Capabilities - Low	Relationship Capabilities - Medium	Relationship Capabilities - High	Relationship Capabilities - Superior

Rate yourself using the scale across the top. Note: the RideMaster will check references and secretly observe you for two full weeks(when you least expect it) to determine if you can possibly, with considerable personal training from the RideMaster, be capable of emulating the RM.

Remember, the RideMaster is watching and checking his lists twice!

Favorite Pizza

Beef with Fresh Tomatoes, Light Cheese

Pepperoni and Mushrooms

Anchovies and Olives

Meatballs and Onions

Barbecue Chicken

Feta Cheese Marino

Brief essay on how you will protect the world from bad guys:

Typical Wake up Time

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What time do you typically get up?

By sending your information to his immenseness, the RideMaster, you will begin the most intensive and invasive process of your life. The RideMaster will begin checking references questioning every friend, family member and acquaintance you've ever had. He will then randomly observe you over a two week period - without your knowledge or approval. The Ridemaster will turn over every stone and every beer bottle to ensure the integrity of this evaluation process.