Fuggedaboudit!
Shame on you for even thinking of messing up the trails by riding in the mud.
Go spend the day shopping for a Christmas present for the RideMaster instead. (Please, nothing over $500)
RM
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As THE Ridemaster, my WISHES are your COMMANDS, so I'm just going to start wishing... And then, you can start ABIDING ASAP!
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RM in the News - U.S.A.
Utah/Gooseberry October, 2012
RM vs. Corona
Comments
boooooooooo
boooooooooo
It hasn't even rained yet!
It hasn't even rained yet!
Sheesh, I was at Santo road @
Sheesh, I was at Santo road @ 7:00 waiting for my ride!
Just a suggestion that has
Just a suggestion that has worked well for the RM in the past. It turns out, he is an OFFICIONADO of spray booth tanning salons (the kind where you get naked and get sprayed or is that spayed?) (Sorry for the image) During the Holidays, you can typically find free coupons both online and on old fashioned newspapers which you can give as a gift certificates to the RM - he'll never forget you...